Something that i rip off from the Michigan Daily....
Michigan Students at Yost Ice Arena have some chants that are looked down upon by the athletic department and opposing team. Here are some of the cheers they don't want you to know about :
1. When an opponent gets a penalty: As the player skates to the box, wave at him and chant "Ooooooohhhhhhhh". Once he gets in the box, yell "SEE YA! chump, dick, wuss, douchbag, asshole, prick, cheater, bitch, whore!!!!!!"
2. WHen the phone rings : Yell to the opposing goalie, "Hey goalie! It's your mom! She says,"YOU SUCK!!!!!""
3. WHen the opposing team scores : When the visitors' parents stand up to cheer, chant "UGLY PARENT! UGLY PARENTS!!!"
4. To make fun of the opposing goalie any time : Yell "Hey (the goalie's name), you're not a goalie, you're a sieve! You're not a sieve, you're a funnel! You're not a funnel, you're a vacuum! You're not a vacuum, you're a black hole! You're not a black hole, you just suck! You just suck! You just suck!" Hopefully others will have joined you along the way.....
5. If the opposing goalie takes off his mask: As soon as he takes off his mask, start chanting "Ugly Goalie!" As soon as he puts it back on, start cheering!!!!
posted by David at 8/03/2002 01:01:00 AM